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While I was out, I found myself alone just thinking if I showed up with a plane ticket and a shiny diamond ring with your name on it, would you wanna run away too? Cause all I really want is you.

shared 3 days ago on April/20/2014, with 2,934 notes.
reblogged from atomicliffords, originally from michaelssos.

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reblogged from sttttyles, originally from jdaethirlwall.

googlearths:

this literally looks like this could be an advert for feed the children

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please donate. just one dollar a day can help feed this young man. he may be silent but his eyes cry out for help.

shared 3 days ago on April/20/2014, with 1,250 notes.
reblogged from sttttyles, originally from adultswim666.

Best birthday ever<3 (at Royal Oak Music Theatre)

shared 4 days ago on April/19/2014.


estela-artois:

believeinrecovery:

A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

I need this

shared 1 week ago on April/16/2014, with 93,038 notes.
reblogged from sassy-yet-awkward, originally from believeinrecovery.

mishasminions:

I have this weird reaction to minced garlic. Whenever I eat it, I have really horrible farts—weirdly awful. I had eaten a lot of it, and we got on a flight—packed flight—completely packed, and it was one of those situations where, you know, I was on the window side, and I didn’t want to get up, I figured I’ll—I felt something building up is what I’m trying to say. And I just let a little bit out, just little by little.

Long story short, I farted, and the guy behind me fainted. A flight attendant came over and splashed water on his face and sort of resuscitated him. And his wife or girlfriend goes, “I think I smell some gas”, and they said, “Ma’am, that’s impossible, all the fuel on the plane is stored in the wings so there’s none of it that comes anywhere near the fuselage. Absolutely impossible for there to be a gas leak.” They let it go.

About an hour and a half into the flight, I thought, “I’ll be more careful this time”. I farted again, the guy faints again. Flight attendants came, and his girlfriend says, “Somebody let out some gas”. They said, “Ma’am, we told you the gas cannot leak”. The woman sitting next to them said, “No, no, somebody has to go to the bathroom”

shared 1 week ago on April/16/2014, with 6,556 notes.
reblogged from sassy-yet-awkward, originally from mishasminions.

how to win someone over: by shakira

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reblogged from sassy-yet-awkward, originally from voldermorte.

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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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reblogged from troyesivan, originally from heyfunniest.

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reblogged from iamnamelessgem, originally from handsomedogs.

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reblogged from sttttyles, originally from stylinz.

“…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.”
— Thank you so much for this, h-allo. (via c-oquetry)

shared 1 week ago on April/15/2014, with 300,670 notes.
reblogged from atomicliffords, originally from c-oquetry.

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reblogged from iamnamelessgem, originally from exhaleallregrets.

the-spastic-bee:

staff:

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thank you staff

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reblogged from sassy-yet-awkward, originally from staff.